I’m not a cat!!
I’m sitting here, reading a book, and I’m eating a tiny turkey sandwich. My cat is sitting next to me. And I give her a tiny piece of turkey. I set it in front of her and all she does is smells it. She looks up at me. I pick up the turkey having her smell it some more, maybe she’ll eventually eat it. I ask her, “Do you want it? Hmmm?” She just stares at me. (Oh yeah, I’m talking to a cat.)
I pick up my sandwich and I show her that I have turkey too and I take a bite. “See, Zeva, I have turkey too.” She closes her eyes and off to sleep she goes.
Wow. I’m humiliated… Haha